Dear Jennifer,
You officially have all the music you will ever need. Ever. Please never pay money for another song as long as you live. If you need new material, someone will give it to you for free, or you can listen to the days-worth of podcasts that you have, that grow weekly. If all of these things still do not quench your insatiable and inexplicable desire for new listening material, you have a voice and a guitar; make some yourself. Or, you can quit pining after all that you don't have, and spend the rest of your lifetime trying to appreciate what you do have. In terms of music, this amounts to 10,349 songs, or 37 days worth. 8,252 songs, you haven't listened to more than once. These numbers are literally astronomical. Quit being ridiculous.
Sincerely,
Your Conscience
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