Dear Plimples: A Love Poem

Puppets and potastrophes
Carrots and mayonnaise
Just a few of my favorite things
Linus and Beverly
Doin' the duo
Naked on carpets
of orange and blue-oh

Saddles and sawdust
and lipstick for days
and chocolate kisses
and merciful praise
Oh mercy
Oh me

Precarious trinkets
all ducked in a row
hilarious treatise
philosophers crow
Oh blue
Oh you

Symmetry's an illusion
blood transfusion
mud

Pants and plants.

Hysterics.

Grainery.

I hate the way
you stop and stare
you crack your knuckles
you pretend to care

I hate the way
that throat lozenge sticks
and kicks and pricks and
licks and bricks
and ticks and ticks and ticks and sticks

a WHIRLWIND!

a WHOO!

Woohoo. Blue shoe.

Rhymenocerous!

Thank you, Cecil.